June 2012
5 posts
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
clever-sleazoid:
i hate when people argue against getting tattoos with the line “it’ll look like crap when you’re older”
you know what else looks like crap when you’re older?
everything.
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May 2012
78 posts
“As an atheist, I see nothing ‘wrong’ in believing in a God. I don’t...”
– Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”
(via itscandidlycara)
“The abolition of government is a historical inevitability—and what people say...”
– Dustin R. Snyder, The Alice Committee (via disobey)
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
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shavingryansprivates:
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d...
