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When I'm not taking long bubble baths or strolling along the beach, I'm out corrupting this nation's youth...just like Socrates.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via nddrone)
i hate when people argue against getting tattoos with the line “it’ll look like crap when you’re older”
you know what else looks like crap when you’re older?
everything.
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this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever
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"As an atheist, I see nothing ‘wrong’ in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful, all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are."
Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”
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“Best super villain plan ever.”
That’s been my plan all along. Now everyone knows my secret.
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